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My garbage child is found pic.twitter.com/YkArQ0P8Yz
— Caroline S (@TallCoreopsis) August 11, 2017
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Send prayers & good wishes for the guy who tried to pick my pocket on the luas, took out a tampon, got mortified & tried to put it back.
— Lisa Coen (@lbcoen) August 6, 2017
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HAPPY APARTMENT HUNTING!!!!
— Shannon Odell (@shodell) August 10, 2017
NYC BROKERS ARE THE UNSUNG HEROS OF NYC pic.twitter.com/Wfl63uzfhd
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What Names are Short For:
— Ariel Dumas (@ArielDumas) August 5, 2017
Tom – Thomas
Tim – Thimas
Jon – Jonmas
Phil – Philmas
Dan – Danthaniel
Rick – Ricktoria
Bob – Bobmas OR Bobbert
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Your law firm name is your surname plus the surnames of all the other named partners at your law firm
— Hera Lindsay Bird (@HeraLindsayBird) August 11, 2017
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That answers that. pic.twitter.com/lgFV0ZjApr
— Mags L Halliday (@magslhalliday) August 7, 2017
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My boyfriend just went really quiet for awhile then asked me in a worried tone "…where does a shark's face end?"
— Leesha Hannigan (@LeeshaHannigan) August 7, 2017
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@aishwaryaxo
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Social media is also great if you want to travel around the world but still be preoccupied with your friend's emotional stability in Burbank
— Eliza Skinner (@elizaskinner) August 7, 2017
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Welcome to peak twitterpic.twitter.com/xoEqQjEDh4
— Julie Owen Moylan (@JulieOwenMoylan) August 10, 2017
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AUDIENCES: STOP SHOUTING OUT "NORTH KOREA" AS A SUGGESTION!!!!
— Kay Cannon (@KayKayCannon) August 9, 2017
Trump’s Threat to North Korea Was Improvised https://t.co/4Nm9S5jRbc
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so, i’m waiting for trump’s opioid briefing to start and just noticed … the white house spelled opioid wrong pic.twitter.com/nyCvLlOp4Y
— kelly cohen (@politiCOHEN_) August 8, 2017
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My tote bag is made from recycled water bottles and my husband is made from clay and a spell
— Anna Drezen (@annadrezen) August 9, 2017
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I hate book descriptions like 'she wore her hair gathered at the nape of her neck' like that's a pony tail my dude
— carmen bb (@therealcbrad) August 11, 2017
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I haven't worked out the details but I'm pretty sure we can fix this mess with closed-circuit TV and a replica of the Fox & Friends set.
— shauna (@goldengateblond) August 9, 2017
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@burninglilacs
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Amelia Earhart is cool shit in this photo and now I too want a red plane and big pants and to die alone in the ocean pic.twitter.com/sPL3DFpM3H
— HeatherAnneCampbell (@heathercampbell) August 7, 2017