1.
People: are you ok?
— pakalu papito (@pakalupapito) May 16, 2017
Me: yea pic.twitter.com/GbkUJO0Jto
2.
Free idea for a commercial for queso: a judge tries some inferior queso & says "queso dismissed!"
— Andy Richter (@AndyRichter) March 17, 2017
Guys, I'm feeling pretty isolated rn
3.
sure all my friends are getting married and starting families but at least i'm slowly dying inside
— chuuch (@ch000ch) December 5, 2016
4.
[concert]
— Bob Vulfov (@bobvulfov) May 9, 2017
SINGER: hows everyone doin tonight
CROWD: woo
ME (from the back in a normal speaking voice): it's actually been a tough few months
5.
When you have about 50 deadlines coming up, no money left, and your life is just generally falling apart but you have to stay positive pic.twitter.com/yb4tD3SWPm
— Student Problems (@StudentProblems) November 28, 2016
6.
When stress is consuming you but you're acting chill pic.twitter.com/iVFaQROqJg
— Sincerely Tumblr (@SincerelyTumblr) February 16, 2017
7.
when someone asks how ur feelin pic.twitter.com/Mn73emg9dd
— emily (@emilynorrissss) November 21, 2016
8.
R u ever having like a nice chill night and then u decide to casually check up on someone via social media who ruined your life…
— amalia (@mollysoda) March 16, 2017
9.
Autocorrect saved my job again pic.twitter.com/NHEfpCF2RL
— Steve Suckington (@SteveSuckington) June 27, 2016
10.
When u break up with bae and u post pictures trying to act like ur having a blast but deep down u know ur hurt pic.twitter.com/FK0JVhwTHw
— 5 (@M5Lari) May 31, 2015
11.
him: what's wrong?
— erica (@hairicaaa) July 25, 2016
me: nothing i'm fine
[we live a long prosperous life together]
me kneeling at his casket: i just think it's funny how-
12.
my life is that episode of Friends where Ross drinks all those margaritas & keeps telling everyone that hes fine when he clearly isn’t fine
— Female Struggles (@FemaleStruggIes) May 16, 2017
13.
When you're living the worst possible life but someone says "Hey, how are you?" pic.twitter.com/aTzAG4Nmf9
— Hippo (@InternetHippo) May 12, 2017
14.
Him: Baby are you mad?
— Sandra (@Sanbel11) March 3, 2017
Me:
Typing…
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Typing…
Typing…
Typing…
Typing…
No, why?
15.
i'm great!! i'm good i'm doing good hahaha. i mean "well" haha! haha i'm doing well, not good! haha i'm not doing good! im not doing so good
— tara shoe (@tarashoe) September 2, 2016
16.
friend: how are things?
— keely flaherty (@flahertykeely) August 25, 2016
me: things are good!
narrator: things were not good
17.
public account vs private account pic.twitter.com/Kd7Mf6B7Wi
— spence (@quiznakz) January 9, 2017
18.
10:00 am: sitting alone at work
— Don t Ask (@be_yourownhero) November 13, 2014
10:05 am: my pudding cup is my new best friend
10:06 am: ate my best friend
10:07 am: sitting at work alone