2.
STOP POLLUTING THE ENVIRONMENT
elexusgarcia
3.
Once i buy an overpriced planner for the school year that will help me pretend i have my life together for only about a month, its over for you hoes
taylorpaigeeee_
4.
Have not stopped laughing at this text from my dad, a copy editor for Christ, since i got it yesterday
ethiopienne
5.
[first day as a bartender]
Customer: I’ll have a martini, dry
Me, staring at all the liquid ingredients: I don’t know how to tell you this
KylePlantEmoji
6.
Hero.
HunterAHomistek
7.
Doctor: [handing me my new born baby] I’m sorry but your wife didn’t make it
Me: [handing baby back to him] bring me the one my wife made
ohen39
8.
My money is on the live wolves.
garethpenrose
9.
my grandpa got bitten by a spider and he was really upset so i went to get some cream but before i could leave the room i heard him say “at this age i can’t handle the responsibility of being a spiderman”
Jerrypleasure
10.
He fu*king got me..
cmridgely
11.
I wanna know who the pirate girl is
MaverickBistro
12.
My friend Luke didn’t realise until he was an adult that lukewarm was a real temperature, he thought it was just a term his mum used to describe his bath water.
Adam__Melia
13.
my grandma caught my sister with a boy in her room
GimmeApenny
14.
Maybe i do want children
deadluvrboy, imacarchick
15.
This was on my parents cruise breakfast bar this morning… shreks head
CharlotteBHC
16.
*Woman throws a drink in my face but I swallow it all perfectly*
Home_Halfway
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