1.
*wild tito appeears*
— Zach Sanchez (@Zaaaachx) December 31, 2016
"uy inom ka naman, kahit isang shot lang"
"sorry, di po kasi ako umiinom…
ng isang shot lang"
2.
ACTIVE VOICE: Ikaw yata ay tumaba.
— Parvati (@teztikelz) December 27, 2016
PASSIVE VOICE: Tumaba ka yata.
PASSIVE-AGGRESSIVE VOICE: Musta na po si tito at yung kabit niya?
3.
: Have a break. Have a…pic.twitter.com/zMIyBLEPs5
— CHOWKING HAZARD (@Watdahel_Marcel) December 31, 2016
4.
bakit ka malungkot
— miguel (@macooooooy) December 24, 2016
paskong-pasko
buti pa si Jesus
Messiah
HAHAHAHAHA MERRY CHRISTMAS
5.
TANGINA MO 2016 ANG PANGET NG PAGMUMUKHA MO NAKITA MO NA BA MUKHA MO SA SALAMEN ANG PANGET MO AH TANGINA MO WAG KA NA MAGEXTEND TIME KA NA E
— franchesca (@centurygoetheic) December 31, 2016
6.
Kiss under the cameltoe HAHAHAHAHAHAHA pic.twitter.com/w1FfZE1saH
— Earl Alcantara (@earlalcantara) December 22, 2016
7.
Leaving 2016 behind and you're like: pic.twitter.com/jKruRLk9Uz
— DAISO SIETE (@IndividNoellism) December 31, 2016
8.
Sa mga "inaanak" bring:
— Vencer Crisostomo (@venzie) December 22, 2016
Birth and baptismal certificate
Affidavit w/ Photo Evidence (Notarized)
2 x 2 picture whole body
*9 and below only
9.
goals for NYE pic.twitter.com/2YuU7Quv5m
— Mike (@swim9ood) December 29, 2016
10.
Magpapasko na, pagbigyan niyo na pic.twitter.com/CLqsbGDNSO
— stravky (@rchrd_lucas) December 22, 2016
11.
Long Lost Ninang: "iho saan ka nagaaral?"
— tagi (@migueltagulinao) December 24, 2015
Me: "UST po"
LLN: "ano kinukuha mo?"
Me: "yung pamasko ko po"
12.
[maricel soriano, angry during christmas party]
— Lord Nicolas ü (@lordnicolas_) December 24, 2016
"WAG MO KONG MA MERRY MERRY!"
13.
Some relative:
— M I E L (@LMST99) December 25, 2016
"Sang school ka? Anong course mo? Ang laki mo na! May boyfriend ka na ba? May nanliligaw na ba sayo? Kumusta grades mo?"
Me: pic.twitter.com/EpxhEKqGjv
14.
New Trend:
— DAISO SIETE (@IndividNoellism) December 12, 2014
Mag-Zumba starting Dec. 15. Tapos 9 days rin. Zumbang Gabi.
15.
lola: "may girlfriend ka na ba?"
— KEVIN (@kevincantos_) December 22, 2016
"bakla po ako, b a k l a, bakla!" pic.twitter.com/CHTLb6H8BY
16.
Merry Christmas from my family to the family we will start
— Seklusyondarhimes (@AtomSiraullo) December 24, 2016
17.
"ano na college plans mo?"
— Lia Nuñez (@_lianunez) December 25, 2016
"may boyfriend ka na ba?"
"dami mong pimples. nagpupuyat ka ba?"
"ah 18 ka na next year! dalaga!"
me: pic.twitter.com/hGnXkHHojF
18.
"ang taba taba mo na"
— bottom araullo (@MAKIrifrvr) December 20, 2016
"may girlfriend ka na ba?"
"kelan ka gagraduate?"
me:#IRAPANdanar pic.twitter.com/jbaHrC1ouH