1. This very real predicament
Now that I'm not living with my dad how do I schedule dentist appointments
— Dylan Sprouse (@dylansprouse) April 24, 2015
2. This truth
The more I age the more I sympathize with the Grinch
— Dylan Sprouse (@dylansprouse) December 12, 2016
3. This glorious dream
.@HVRanch invited me to a ranch and pizza party and I went of course follow your fuckin dreams never let people tell you you can't do things pic.twitter.com/b8c8m0tFI1
— Dylan Sprouse (@dylansprouse) March 31, 2017
4. This interesting perspective
Every Y you add onto "hey" is a different layer of depression.
— Dylan Sprouse (@dylansprouse) September 22, 2016
5. This burn
.@colesprouse I don't remember actually. I was too busy carrying the show on my back
— Dylan Sprouse (@dylansprouse) March 10, 2017
6. This optimism
All chaps can be assless if you carry scissors with you.
— Dylan Sprouse (@dylansprouse) September 5, 2016
7. This hilarious throwback
say that to my fuckin face pic.twitter.com/9BhoUmvJKP
— Dylan Sprouse (@dylansprouse) December 26, 2016
8. This valid truth
Every man MUST have a flaw. That is why I don't trust Michael Bublé
— Dylan Sprouse (@dylansprouse) December 17, 2016
9. This cure
I'm self medicating with La Croix
— Dylan Sprouse (@dylansprouse) August 31, 2016
10. This discovery
The people have spoken @colesprouse pic.twitter.com/9l2MuW04kQ
— Dylan Sprouse (@dylansprouse) April 9, 2016
11. This relatable truth
What a beautiful California day outside that I wont let touch my skin at all
— Dylan Sprouse (@dylansprouse) January 21, 2016
12. This reality
I will have full, hour long conversations with my dog but refuse to read even a page of a user manual
— Dylan Sprouse (@dylansprouse) March 16, 2017
13. This important step in dating
It's only a matter of time before any relationship degenerates to a trading of memes
— Dylan Sprouse (@dylansprouse) May 13, 2015
14. This tragedy
And to make matters worse, that flyer didn't help our situation at all :( pic.twitter.com/yxmfVa5dar
— Dylan Sprouse (@dylansprouse) May 20, 2016
15. And this bold statement
I can bet that people who don't fold their pizza won't survive the apocalypse.
— Dylan Sprouse (@dylansprouse) November 16, 2015