1.
ok but why is chai tea called chai tea?? chai literally means tea?? tea tea?? just like TT??
— (@junghooked) December 27, 2016
2.
Person: "terrorist"
— 5'7.5 (@RuthlessJassa) November 17, 2016
Me: Educated them
Inner me: Tell em "Thats why yo house next bitch" pic.twitter.com/rQsKhQNQBd
3.
how i was with my money in 2016 vs how i will be with it in 2017 pic.twitter.com/V0gbux2JOr
— Walid (@walidffs) December 30, 2016
4.
ukhti aisha I know you're from New York but you can't finish every dua with "deadass" pic.twitter.com/uh8pDE4VyK
— angry canjeelo™ (@versacejabi) September 8, 2016
5.
Gotta spud your girl like this after you've done the Nikkah uno pic.twitter.com/zpAjkQDGXG
— berfin (@berfinbdr) July 24, 2016
6.
My whole family need to be banned from snapchat pic.twitter.com/ql5r5iysbH
— Σ. (@Sumz_Ox) October 17, 2016
7.
When you forget to read Ayatul-Kursi in the morning pic.twitter.com/mYKnxSE0ZP
— Ali San (@TheSanPlanet) April 18, 2016
8.
never saying "I love you" to anyone ever again </3333 pic.twitter.com/X8NZmldNsx
— arifa dicaprisun (@arifahalim) May 12, 2016
9.
When it's Christmas but your broke so you wife a Muslim ting pic.twitter.com/n9YXMUrn9Y
— K.Y (@Kyzino_) December 16, 2016
10.
*laughs in Muslim* pic.twitter.com/ufi58JjChp
— Sarah Hamid (@sarhxm) December 27, 2016
11.
Your mcm vanishes in Ramadan because he is a shaitaan
— amal (@Amlx_o) June 5, 2016
12.
Everything I've ever done in my life has led up to this point pic.twitter.com/YlPYZOMHig
— Falak Fahim (@falakfahim) September 12, 2016
13.
why do i attract the weirdos pic.twitter.com/Ju6nfvCcxJ
— z (@zahrahakthar) October 17, 2016
14.
Favorite #Mannequinchallenge pic.twitter.com/4R9OZhv4ID
— SHAHAD (@Shhdowh) December 22, 2016
15.
Hayya alas-salāh pic.twitter.com/MoyOpMmpjm
— malik az-zulu (@theonlybarre) June 24, 2016
16.
ماشاء الله this cat converted to islam now wears hijab her name is catijah pic.twitter.com/7Z7VE6nalV
— Nader Alassaf (@NaderAlassaf) October 15, 2016
17.
Mashallah, Nadia gave the Queen some dawah and her majesty now wears full hijab pic.twitter.com/DJw0uTUReL
— Az (@AzTheBaz) April 21, 2016
18.
— harris (@airhrs) June 6, 2016
19.
When u wake up on eid and you're having a first breakfast after 30 days https://t.co/wYj34Mheg8
— Luna (@Ancelottied) July 4, 2016
20.
So my lil brother makes his cat wear a hijab bc there are men in our house pic.twitter.com/dGegRASuq1
— DA'LYA (@dvvlia) November 5, 2016
21.
Barber: How do you want it?
— Dearborners (@dearborners) June 2, 2016
Me: I want to know when Ramadan will end
Barber: No problem cousin pic.twitter.com/IECqd0vXUJ
22.
me: *haram*
— NiMu (@malistkiss) June 2, 2016
me during ramadan: *slightly less haram*
23.
I think us Muslims are all good here uno pic.twitter.com/HQceNy1SMS
— aleesha (@a_leesha1) July 11, 2016
24.
When your mum brings out samosas for the guests and spots you trying to take one. pic.twitter.com/OrsruefU87
— bak (@Banterdeshii) December 30, 2016
25.
Every hijabi has at least 30 hijabs but wears the same 3-4 hijabs, why? We have no idea
— 9ar9ur (@9ar9ur) January 9, 2016
26.
-is it Maghreb now?
— 369 (@Afro_Latinoo) June 5, 2016
-No.
*passes 20$ to the imam*
-what about now ?
27.
Overheard in Harlem:
— Alexander Hardy (@chrisalexander_) June 10, 2016
"You lucky it's Ramadan, or I'd beat your fuckin ass. When I finish fasting in July, it's a wrap."
28.
*athan app goes off in class*
— Cehara (@ceharasohh) December 20, 2016
white girl who sits next to me: pic.twitter.com/fD7HXWoqIQ
29.
*saudi sheikh wakes up* what’s haram for today? *spins the fatwa wheel* cake is haram… bc it is made from eggs… which reminds us of ovaries
— T (@halalhoe) June 5, 2016
30.
i just wanted to kno my time of birth for that astrology shit and my mom had to pull out the theatrics pic.twitter.com/GxTPN0dX7e
— mariam (@lyricalflop) December 28, 2016
31.
I cropped my mom out of ONE of the HUNDREDS pictures we took because I didn't get a picture alone with my brothers, she's so hurt pic.twitter.com/lEvtPQjy8g
— Abeera Tariq (@Abeeraww) December 19, 2016
32.
sisters be like… pic.twitter.com/6JXqDoNw08
— akh (@AkhhMalik) November 6, 2016
33.
Why is twitter still free pic.twitter.com/nplZ4SYfNz
— ㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤ (@NoHoesRob) December 15, 2016
34.
"You see J Lo? That's Jenny from the 6 now…don't make me drop 1AM in Mogadishu" pic.twitter.com/YmMZKNibHu
— Aaron (@GymKardashian) December 28, 2016
35.
My Muslim friend got a discount on his weed bc his dealer was Muslim too. This is the power & unity of the ummat, what a time to be alive
— th mothafuckin queen (@PARTITONEXTDOOR) October 5, 2016
36.
When you ask your mum something and she says "inshallah" pic.twitter.com/Q7w6HTDi6a
— yung Aards (@doubleadam) June 20, 2016
37.
I still laugh at this pic.twitter.com/v1dwef0hdq
— ㅤㅤㅤ (@dinapapii) June 13, 2016
38.
"Would you step on this puppy for 18 million"
— #Aleppo (@aday_123) February 13, 2016
Me: pic.twitter.com/CTiFB86Tr5
39.
When you wake someone in up in Ramadan and they sit at the table for 5 minutes wondering what's going on pic.twitter.com/LJt7YQmdGM
— Mushy (@123Mushy) May 1, 2016
40.
When she says she only dates muslim guys pic.twitter.com/eKd11BkCrk
— لاڤین (@lxvvn) July 25, 2016
41.
Yes, your request is within the Sunnah.
— Hanif J. Williams (@HanifJWilliams) December 20, 2016
But it should be worded differently. pic.twitter.com/y1IuykT0d8
42.
When you sneeze and you say "Alhamdulilah" and she hears you and says "Yarhamuk Allah" pic.twitter.com/n7xtYUGJHC
— flex (@abdilightskin) December 23, 2016
43.
I hate when Muslim boys say where's your hijab. Shut up bruv where's your internet history
— Lailla (@Lailla__DZ) October 5, 2016
44.
#RUN :P
— Jalals (@JalalsOfficial) January 13, 2016
45.
*Laughs in Muslim* pic.twitter.com/hrFaiRwWj0
— khan (@KhanStopMe) November 22, 2016
46.
Bruh this sheikh told a guy that weed was haram. The nigga said you can't spell tajweed without "weed" I'm shocked pic.twitter.com/rUYLWplALC
— Urkel (@ItsYaBoiUrkel) August 5, 2016
47.
Oh? You call yourself an Islam Stan? Name me 3 surahs
— younger money (@AlisVeryOwn) August 21, 2016
48.
Guys don't worry about meher prices. Just wait and if she's unmarried at 25 then you'll see better discounts than boxing day sales
— Laxus Dreyar (@MADM4NN) December 20, 2016
49.
When someone says hijab makes them uncomfortable pic.twitter.com/kumcyJPCY8
— aleppo is burning (@HalalEritrean) July 24, 2016
50.
when my non-Muslim friends aren't weird about me hanging out with them and not eating pic.twitter.com/wpzkVIhzwE
— harris (@airhrs) June 6, 2016
51.
where does shaytaan get his nails done pic.twitter.com/P0MucUJvI4
— pelin (@meat_and_rice) July 5, 2016
52.
Headphones, for "$8,895.00" LMAOO what can you hear? Sounds from Jannah?" pic.twitter.com/gkrXwCIz5z
— ri (@clxrityy) January 26, 2016
53.
I love Twitter pic.twitter.com/oAQMh8znRw
— A. Sulaiti (@AbMS19) December 23, 2016
54.
When u wanna sin but u remember Allah is watching pic.twitter.com/SkqyQBjlDT
— سيف (@es_j93) December 31, 2016
55.
"Zeinab, I understand you're a feminist but you can't end your dua with 'awomen' instead of 'amen'" pic.twitter.com/QFl3kJIi3E
— layz (@halalyouth) September 12, 2016
56.
A mother was searching for her son "Takbir" in the mosque, but everytime she called his name people would say "Allahu Akbar"
— Zaid Suhail (@suhail_zaid) June 28, 2016
57.
#GrowingUpMuslim
— inac manal :( (@phanamanal) March 5, 2016
Me during Ramadan: I can't eat
Person: why don't u eat ur parents aren't watching
Me: pic.twitter.com/u3cEvgmRjG
58.
PSA: it's Ramadan tomorrow, so please be mindful and retweet all my selfies. Thank u
— debbo jontaaɗo (@fulaheaux) June 5, 2016
59.
Man's auditioning for jahanama got talent https://t.co/nlPT4OTmg6
— MD (@_Macalin) December 24, 2016
60.
I JUST CAME ACROSS TRUMP'S WORST NIGHTMARE IN MISSISSAUGA pic.twitter.com/XIgOSjcReR
— sana (@sanazubbi) August 27, 2016