#1

me not liking emojis was elitist behavior… i was limiting myself and for WHAT

— sarah lugor! (@sarahlugor) August 22, 2020

#2

I went in my brothers room just now to talk to him, and I layed in his bed and poked him. And some random girl turned around and said “Your brother went to get us food”. WTF.

— Kat (@Katya_hdz98) August 22, 2020

#3

i think it's fu*ked up that for the 2020s we didnt even get the roarin part like in the past we just went straight to the depression

— first-mate prance (@bocxtop) August 21, 2020

#4

the ocean is technically soup bc it has salt veggies meat and it’s been heating up

— mango propaganda account (@grovymango) August 21, 2020

#5

How do men find pillows that flat? I have never seen flat lifeless pillows being sold and yet men always own them

— I’m a riot! (@glamdemon2004) August 21, 2020

#6

if we all have kids by next year we can get more streams so start getting pregnant

— nat⁷ (@jngkks) August 22, 2020

#7

remembering the time i dropped an unsafe amount of acid and then texted one of the hottest girls i knew “can god fix me?”

— socialite (@w3ll_adjusted) August 22, 2020

#8

mfs be like “yeah bro just follow me” and then be driving like this pic.twitter.com/NS3RqVrsdW

— malik (@AshyMalik) August 20, 2020

#9

*All classes are online now*

Lunch ladies: pic.twitter.com/H29skhdRwL

— Jeffery Perkins (@JefferyxBball) August 20, 2020

#10

kicking the weekend off right!!

(laying in bed watching a 20 min video about a vegan youtuber’s fall from grace)

— caleb hearon (@calebsaysthings) August 22, 2020

#11

waiter: is everything ok

boomer: my ice is too cold

— tom (@pilau) August 21, 2020

#12

“Omg you’re free” – me as a judge

— emma (@slutfortrailmix) August 21, 2020

#13

babies be like help me or I will literally die

— Josh (@FLITTER) August 21, 2020

#14

i want a dog that’s so small i can’t even see it and it doesn’t poop or peep does that make sense

— SARAH SQUIRM (@SarahSquirm) August 22, 2020

#15

you think you know what a train looks like until you gotta prove you're not a robot

— jeb (@LlamaInaTux) August 22, 2020

#16

Me on Zillow with $14.27 in my bank account: “Only one bathroom??? No thank you, next.”

— senia (@drawntosenia) August 20, 2020

#17

new CRAZY character!! a hot and single woman who slyly lays mouth eggs when confused pic.twitter.com/0FNvUYLQwq

— Annabel Meschke (@annabel_meschke) August 22, 2020

#18

thinking about this exchange with my landlord in February pic.twitter.com/ThlqvgEkhc

— jacques (@flamencolambada) August 22, 2020

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