#1

imagine yo card gets declined at the barber and he starts gluing your hair back on

— Corn (@snyyred) August 29, 2020

#2

if a man tells a joke and it’s funny i’ll wait until i get home to laugh

— alisha (@tiredtaurus) August 29, 2020

#3

men are great in theory but in practice it’s never worked

— giabuchi lastrassi (@jaboukie) August 29, 2020

#4

pic.twitter.com/Tyyw3rsXYX

— Struggle Tweets (@Struggle_Tweet) August 30, 2020

#5

news: the stock market is up 500 points

me: *eating ramen noodles for the 10th day in a row* ok

— hype (@TheHyyyype) August 28, 2020

#6

"you attract what u fear" AHHHH seratonin so scary

— j (@gIocki) August 30, 2020

#7

men being silent during sex is so funny to me like what’s on your mind king

— lil e (@lilerinbb) August 28, 2020

#8

Woke up too early. The day doesn’t need to be this long.

— chrissy teigen (@chrissyteigen) August 30, 2020

#9

Imagine not liking this woman pic.twitter.com/gDLBfcpxZq

— s a r a a a a | folklore (@fancysnaake) August 30, 2020

#10

Me reading twitter in the morning like it's a newspaper https://t.co/LcRCuz46pT

— T'challa (@Philz_adamz) August 29, 2020

#11

Beyonce still ain't told me what we doing for her birthday and it's a week from now. She so last minute

— miss meenas (@thesameena) August 28, 2020

#12

mfs on twitter laugh at anything watch this A,B, ,E,F,G

— ً (@xoimaa) August 29, 2020

#13

“Wait you put ranch on your pizza?”

Me: pic.twitter.com/AUGOXR6Orm

— Jeff (92%) (@MuhNameizJeff) August 29, 2020

#14

me as a defense attorney pic.twitter.com/Tgo2c1oOjF

— joshlore (@TSlifestyle13) August 30, 2020

#15

pic.twitter.com/ApxbUtM4Bv

— Michael (@chillestboy) August 29, 2020

#16

god i wish that were me https://t.co/AeAOTTNlw4

— anjali (@AnjaliVBhatt) August 28, 2020

#17

Giving oral pleasure to cucumbers, fighting over chicken sandwiches, licking ice cream in wal-mart for clout. I know I’m missing a few things https://t.co/HKcZNwlVkf

— Pastor Uncle Cam (@ScottySkytop) August 30, 2020

#18

HELP THIS MADE ME LAUGH SO HARD pic.twitter.com/mkFYmHDpbz

— tien (@bigreputatien) August 29, 2020

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