#1

living with your parents is fun cause it’s free except for the small cost of your mental wellbeing

— Madimoiselle (@drivingmemadi) October 17, 2020

#2

emotionally, if the corner of my fitted sheet pops up one more time, i will die

— rosemary “reply gay” donahue (@rosadona) October 16, 2020

#3

i wish we could prosecute mosquitoes.

— Monica Lewinsky (@MonicaLewinsky) October 18, 2020

#4

Me singing both Drake and Rihanna’s part on “Take Care” pic.twitter.com/g1Jz9CHrh1

— memory lane (@bitchim999) October 16, 2020

#5

My sister acts like her own baby just shows up wearing the same thing pic.twitter.com/GhGLPdk0vp

— Kirstyn (@kirstlatham) October 16, 2020

#6

No one:

My brain, fully unable to accept that drafting is supposed to be rough: pic.twitter.com/maj6DOydj9

— Jenna, but make it ~spooky~ (@Jenna_Voris) October 16, 2020

#7

pic.twitter.com/1VsEgw9gx2

— t (@mariothot64) October 16, 2020

#8

days like this pic.twitter.com/d7ItUBqdvm

— emma (@emmachamberlain) October 18, 2020

#9

pic.twitter.com/5FEvGMk973

— Femcuck Fatale (@ZeeZeeMooMoo) October 16, 2020

#10

My dad and I went to a restaurant and the waiter pointed at the QR code on the wall and said “thats our menu” and left and my dad looked at it really close and said “Is this some kind of joke”

— john is toast (@johnistoasted) October 17, 2020

#11

Go ahead and put “no need to reschedule” on my tombstone pic.twitter.com/Uu6xMegGIZ

— Francesca (@FrannieDB94) October 16, 2020

#12

me watching my friends doing coke because i don't do that sh*t pic.twitter.com/ERdqgH1TiA

— India Love (@princessindieee) October 17, 2020

#13

found a husband maybe pic.twitter.com/g62GMeDtMZ

— matt (@mattjbernstein) October 16, 2020

#14

racoons wake up every day and choose anarchy

— Amy S. Pumpkins (@cableknitjumper) October 17, 2020

#15

shawty pic.twitter.com/sPPYRvttco

— doc fizzy (@fizzzzhtweets) October 16, 2020

#16

Your regular reminder that a corgi crossed with any other breed just ends up looking like a corgi disguised as the other dog.

Dalmatian pic.twitter.com/rztl7RyCT8

— spookachu (@soapachu) October 17, 2020

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