#1

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— ً (@virafied) September 12, 2020

#2

bit*h you mean food???? https://t.co/y4xYl6GeAb

— (@acidkawhi) September 12, 2020

#3

what if we kissed…. in the goth-o-lantern bucket……haha just kidding…… unless? pic.twitter.com/N1jRGFulAB

— garbage sprite (@bunnie_blood) September 11, 2020

#4

“After this is all over” was a fun sentence to say back in April

— Shania Twain (@Gutter_Spice) September 11, 2020

#5

Size ae that seagulls legs in the first photo https://t.co/CbB5FnnyV7

— Callum Ralston (@CallumRalstonn) September 11, 2020

#6

No one:

My Grindr bio: pic.twitter.com/WzYNiYBQhb

— spooky top (@lggysBae) September 13, 2020

#7

me struggling to do the bare minimum these days pic.twitter.com/epXG70B2YL

— r. (@hedislaurent) September 11, 2020

#8

“My son isn’t gay! He loves women!”

The women: pic.twitter.com/voaO6sE7ec

— Rob (@r0bwatson) September 13, 2020

#9

Raise ya kids better yo pic.twitter.com/7pQN5pfO3e

— Avarice Gambino (@Pinocchio_Lies) September 11, 2020

#10

i want to be a jellyfish no brain no thoughts just float in the ocean and look pretty

— (@dykeangst) September 12, 2020

#11

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— tiana (@rottenfwairy) September 12, 2020

#12

My niece just touched the scar on my face went “awhhh,,,,,,ugly ”

— Auntie Carpet Weed (@AuntyCarpetWeed) September 11, 2020

#13

THIS IS THE ENERGY I WANT FROM STRAIGHT PEOPLE!!! pic.twitter.com/QIHxUSinGZ

— not daniel (@d4nnycat) September 12, 2020

#14

*card gets declined at the restaurant*

waiter: pic.twitter.com/31PyMDIAIl

— Tokyo (@TokyoVz) September 11, 2020

#15

Athletes add “” and “” to the end of a corny paragraph and think that they’re speaking facts

— armani (@armaniszn) September 11, 2020

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