#1

I love IOS14… watching folks call me and I just keep scrolling ..

— Cordaijah Mcbride (@_DaijahLashae) September 18, 2020

#2

sorry i left you on read i didn’t mean to open it

— S8N (@okmvnny) September 19, 2020

#3

I SCREAMED pic.twitter.com/3N4jJ6ZC9p

— Rich Minuski, DC (@RMinuski) September 18, 2020

#4

woke up again pic.twitter.com/aTv0PcJUFQ

— loser ⋆ (@tristehomo) September 18, 2020

#5

i was sitting here tryna understand the pic https://t.co/XuGIjW7UMh

— exodia . (@rarestofall_) September 19, 2020

#6

cishet people say sh*t like “they/them is too confusing” girl what the fu*k is a quarterback

— i believe in shigaraki supremacy (@costtaconcordia) September 19, 2020

#7

nobody:
me: ok i'm going to shower pic.twitter.com/u8ph2cAwkD

— ana (@explicitxshady) September 18, 2020

#8

someone told him he couldn’t be a chef
pic.twitter.com/eOb1W5Bi7y

— Michael Tannenbaum (@iamTannenbaum) September 20, 2020

#9

just found $40 in my pocket pic.twitter.com/uv3Xgc8Osd

— ian (@itsianraymond) September 19, 2020

#10

This was the best part of lockdown: pic.twitter.com/oDq051agG8

— (@suedepyjamas) September 19, 2020

#11

sometimes you have to remind your man who’s boss pic.twitter.com/ATwtHle8OG

— rachel de navailles (@racheldenav) September 19, 2020

#12

Turtle said "see ya later alligator"pic.twitter.com/Db6945wZYD

— StanceGrounded (@_SJPeace_) September 19, 2020

#13

When your girl wants to spend time with you but it’s the playoffs… pic.twitter.com/ps0fIpcD0t

— Simp Skylark (@bgarcia2432) September 18, 2020

#14

Who tf looked at the middle finger and said “ayo this sh*t kinda offensive “

— JV (@aintshitjunior) September 19, 2020

#15

thomas jefferson in 1776 when he wrote “all men are created equal” in the declaration of independence: https://t.co/ngmYqLEWUB

— carpet muncher (@lesfemmefataIe) September 19, 2020

#16

if I text you "are you up?" at 2 AM please don't hit me back at 6:45 AM with "I wasn't! what's up?"

the moment has passed. whatever dumb sh*t I was up to is over now. I'm asleep now and when I wake up, I won't be the same person who reached out.

— caleb hearon (@calebsaysthings) September 18, 2020

#17

this is a diva cup https://t.co/5d3kytjvpS

— jes tom (@jestom) September 20, 2020

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