#1

“i’m in your city” well you shouldn’t be

— a (@brokeangeI) September 5, 2020

#2

People will say "we're not meant to drink cow milk!!!" and then……. do coke!!!!

— September Photo Shoots Available (@pastrykream) September 4, 2020

#3

So my university provided us with masks pic.twitter.com/kTmvDX2Trf

— Beth Whitlock (@beth_whitlock) September 4, 2020

#4

Squidward was so bougie like he didn't work the same job and live on the same street as SpongeBob

— jas. (@unfxxkwittable) September 4, 2020

#5

onlyfans in bio pic.twitter.com/dOa7kFfcDZ

— archi (@nxtlvlarchi) September 4, 2020

#6

Call me the United States the way i'm never opening up again

— (@JuiceKing5x) September 5, 2020

#7

Not my sister stripping while the house on fire……I can’t breathe pic.twitter.com/51JnHMHdeV

— hippie black gurl wit a donk (@jiggyblackgurl) September 5, 2020

#8

I hate ppl on Snapchat that wait in the chat as U type…mf can I get some privacy??

— JV (@aintshitjunior) September 5, 2020

#9

Decided to recreate my favorite meme pic.twitter.com/4paCa9Igyc

— ChiTsanzo (@lordtsanzo) September 5, 2020

#10

me @ non-cat people pic.twitter.com/QuHg2kb4VL

— ian (@looongpause) September 3, 2020

#11

“Get me another plate but say it’s for u” https://t.co/oy1733orc8

— (@lenarios27) September 4, 2020

#12

I don’t give a fu*k about cellulite. Does it look like I work at AT&T???

— Maggie? Winters? (@saggiesplinters) September 5, 2020

#13

my dad: you'll understand when you're older

me, 25: literally what the fu*k is happening ever

— that one seal (@ellewasamistake) September 4, 2020

#14

Me too, but with more over the top crying on the bathroom floor moments and less twerking- if any https://t.co/8dMjn5o1Lx

— Mariah Carey (@MariahCarey) September 6, 2020

#15

Before mimosas vs after pic.twitter.com/tw16s45p5P

— alina (@alinamarie____) September 5, 2020

#16

taylor swift during 1989 era pic.twitter.com/DuTWsQss1E

— benjy(@REDfolklore) September 6, 2020

#17

i’m not american im gay https://t.co/aKkE1FZms5

— giabuchi lastrassi (@jaboukie) September 5, 2020

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