1.
A very Australian story

jackbegbie

2.
*australian teacher voice* This is NOT ON, girls. NOT ON.
nearvously

3.
Looking for Alibrandi subtitles struggling to understand the aussie accent saying ‘You’re my type of chick’, instead transforming it into some sort of weird English pleasantry

Brocklesnitch

4.
rt if you’re australian and you’d kill a man for only $2.99 shipping

chai_bean

5.

mnurkic

6.
When i was younger, i didn’t know that smh was ‘shaking my head’ and thought that people on the internet really wanted to talk about ‘sydney morning herald’ a lot
pantsahoy

7.
Australian summer weather shouldn’t be measured in degrees Celsius, but in the seconds it will take for the sun to strip the flesh from your bones.
gingerBFG

8.

mattDCLXVI

9.
Sydney Airport Express Pick-up: It’s express! Also Sydney Airport Express Pick-up: CROSS THE CURSED ROPE BRIDGE BY THE HEATHEN TROLL AND COLLECT THREE EMERALD GEMSTONES, UPON REACHING THE FORK IN THE ROAD —
ms_michellelaw

10.
if you wanna be my plover
you gotta protect my eggs
shrieking like the devil
swooping never ends
AynRandy

11.
A normal Australian headline

NayukaGorrie

12.
regular person: where do you live
australian: melbn
regular person: what?
australian: melbn
regular person: melbourne?
australian: melbn
regular person: are you trying to say melbourne?
australian: melbn
D0GGEAUX

13.
“Let’s just get a roast chook and some rolls” — Australian summer proverb
annaspargoryan

14.
Americans: “OMG do you Ozzies have like kangaroos hopping around your city streets??”
Australians to other Australians: *following epic eye rolling* “Can you believe how stupid Americans are?”
Wallaby: “Hold my joey.”

davidFalexander

15.

NickBenatar

16.
Whoever did this, you are a deadset legend.

EbonyMcKenna

17.
Might as well shut down Twitter for the day. It’s peaked already.

FadAstra

18.
There should be an Australian version of the Fantastic Four where the Human Torch is called the Flaming Mongrel.
JamColley

19.
yeah I’m into ASMR!
A -nd doesn’t that
S -ound familiar? Doesn’t that hit so close to home? Doesn’t that
M -ake you shiver? The way things could have gone? And doesn’t it feel peculiar when everyone wants a little more? And so that I do
R-emember to never go that far
shenahcarhoon

20.
ᶜᵃᶰ ᴵ ᵍᵉᵗ ᵃ ᵘʰʰʰʰʰ
ᶫᵃʳᵍᵉ ˢᵉᵉᵈ

buckleyjack

21.
Found this note on the meter box this morning. Only in Australia

trevie15

22.
Weird how everyone’s photo of their dad from the 70s amalgamated into a living being and then became the bachelor.

karaschlegl

23.
This should be our national flag

AaronGocs

24.
Acceptable pie accompaniments:
- ice break
- big M
- sneaky dart
- longneck
- cheeky duzza
LucyXIV

25.
Remember that in the Australian summer it’s illegal to go into a bottleshop and not say to the bloke working there “gee it’s nice in the cool room”
Mesut_Ausil

26.
[on my deathbed]
at last, I am free from horniness. no more will I battle with The Thirst
[the next day]

bromanconsul

27.
Dystopian worldbuilding: people eat mostly a foodstuff made from one kind of easily grown monocrop, like corn or wheat. It comes unflavoured, in rectangular bricks, because that shape stacks efficiently, no wasted space, for transport & storage. Eating it is considered patriotic

eliasvonhelios

28.
Picnic at hanging rock (1975)

marrowing

29.
Australia is a very sexy continent

boy_from_school

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