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what does this even mean, h&m. pic.twitter.com/M7mhCqkBar
— Tracy Clayton (@brokeymcpoverty) April 19, 2017
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ugh everyone on the bus is on their phone. not like how it used to be. blankly staring out the windows like a psychopath waiting for death
— thomas violence (@thomas_violence) September 26, 2014
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i blocked my ex on everything but she some how managed to message me through direct tv pic.twitter.com/xpPZPSCgLB
— Charles (@CabBish_) July 14, 2016
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y'all still tweeting from iPhone? lol can't relate pic.twitter.com/VBLdDYut69
— 1994 Subaru Outback (@Sadieisonfire) April 5, 2017
5.
2009: Why join Twitter, it's just posts about lunch.
— English Matt (@PulpPit) May 8, 2017
2017: I am addicted to an app that shows me the opinions of the worst idiots alive.
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When You Type "Google" Into Google Chrome Search Bar pic.twitter.com/QHCt8svAfo
— Eden Hazard (@Eazyy23) April 8, 2017
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How I significantly improved my Netflix pic.twitter.com/8EMjBI3PM1
— shut up, mike (@shutupmikeginn) May 6, 2015
8.
Google is fucking useless pic.twitter.com/xeiloHvYNH
— Jared(@Mintzified) May 8, 2017
9.
Amazon thinks my recent humidifier purchase was merely the inaugural move in a newfound hobby of humidifier collecting.
— Justin Shanes (@justinshanes) November 29, 2016
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THE ENTIRE POINT OF THE EGG WAS TO SYMBOLISE THE START OF YOUR BIRD LIFE THE TWEET BUTTON IS A FEATHER AND THE HOME ICON IS A BIRD HOUSE pic.twitter.com/x0phC34qEX
— fatima (@lestrangle) March 31, 2017
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What my neighbors see vs. what instagtam sees pic.twitter.com/1MISufiY1w
— sof (@sofiexorstadius) April 9, 2017
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Deleting snapchat pic.twitter.com/3oR3622Q9M
— Dory (@Dory) April 1, 2016
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Y'all my sister bought a fan that plugs into her phone so when she takes selfies it blows her hair I'm done pic.twitter.com/0GGf7NpjZQ
— penelope (@meghannduffyy) July 5, 2016
14.
Last night my mate asked to use a USB port to charge his cigarette, but I was using it to charge my book.
— Dean Burnett (@garwboy) August 3, 2014
The future is stupid.
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1998:
— Carol Nichols (@Carols10cents) July 2, 2016
- Don't get in strangers' cars
- Don't meet ppl from internet
2016:
- Literally summon strangers from internet to get in their car
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500 retweets and I'll turn in my extra credit paper about bees like this pic.twitter.com/nvLMGnjD1e
— haley (@haleyschenavar) April 2, 2017
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The art school i go to had a sidewalk chalk drawing contest pic.twitter.com/GW6xHgPPOW
—(@einnachen) May 12, 2017
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When you scroll through your camera roll and find variations on a selfie pic.twitter.com/UbU2ZduXe6
— Alex Bedder (@itgetsbedder) May 7, 2017
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Nurse: sir you've been in a coma since 2002
— lil kc vert (@kcsilkey) May 15, 2017
Me: Oh boy I can't wait to see my favorite Canadian punk artist Avril Lavigne! pic.twitter.com/xyXi0unK2z
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— Mad$ (@MadsTheCreator) February 5, 2017
21.
Can't wait to roast my kids in a family group chat
— Zachary Piona (@Zachpiona) April 24, 2017
22.
have u ever seen the ocean without an instagram filter it is fucking hideous
— Paige (@PeachCoffin) November 13, 2013
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I have no idea what I told Siri to remind me about while groggy last night, but it certainly wasn't this. pic.twitter.com/4QxSL5OkZB
— Tony Webster (@webster) January 2, 2017
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podcast: this episode is brought to you by
— elena yip (@elena_yip) March 21, 2017
me: SQUARESPACE—THE ALL IN ONE PLATFORM THAT LETS YOU CREATE A BEAUTIFUL WEBSITE pic.twitter.com/jL9cWgW3PY
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3 years ago i DMed a girl on here. 3 years later we have each other blocked and this is a random pic i found on google pic.twitter.com/4da8cykFuL
— cartier (@cartierburgundy) May 7, 2017
26.
slap me at the popcorn calendar pic.twitter.com/TjjGffFKLR
— ° Will Wiesenfeld ° (@BATHSmusic) May 18, 2017
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*turns on internet*
— jomny sun (@jonnysun) October 25, 2016
computor, i need to take a break from trying to achieve one thing. show me all of the achievments of others all at once
28.
When you're in a three way group chat and the other two people start having a conversation pic.twitter.com/qyXGSfvdvQ
— Medieval Reactions (@MedievalReacts) January 24, 2017
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FaceTiming my oven so I can see when my garlic bread is done. pic.twitter.com/r3d3znrMJ3
— georgeCVO (@GeorgeTweetings) August 29, 2016
30.
when I'm petty tweeting and someone asks me who it's about pic.twitter.com/YnTjdQxis6
— gucky (@butteryasshole) April 13, 2017
31.
Are people actually afraid to double text???? I will send 16 messages in a row and feel no shame whatsoever idk
— Hannah (@hannahmcaswell) December 24, 2014
32.
When the inventor of the USB stick dies they'll gently lower the coffin, then pull it back up, turn it the other way, then lower it again.
— cluedont (@cluedont) June 27, 2014