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ITEMS EVERY WOMAN SHOULD OWN:
— Anna Fitzpatrick (@bananafitz) May 4, 2016
-Little Black Dress
-Cute flats
-Strappy s- ok now that the men have stopped reading, we revolt at dawn.
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The new options on Facebook look like the life cycle of every relationship I've ever had pic.twitter.com/LOwqS3vF8w
— Melanie Bracewell (@meladoodle) February 24, 2016
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Telling a woman to get back in the kitchen is a weird insult to lob on Twitter. We can still tweet from kitchens. We have wifi & data plans.
— Living Marble (@living_marble) April 14, 2016
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him: i only like natural girls
— beth (@imteddybless) January 4, 2016
me: pic.twitter.com/vRLiabCtQU
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me: i'm an opinionated woman woman who knows what she wants
— computer wife (@carmenhatesu) October 25, 2016
anyone: what do u wanna eat
me: pic.twitter.com/gdhrv0ScXB
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I bet a lot of guys who don't think that rape is a big deal were super upset when that U2 album was put on their phone without consent.
— Emily Faye (@mlefaye) June 7, 2016
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ladies: the day after Halloween, don't forget to buy all the discounted blood capsules to keep in your mouth when men tell you to smile
— Sammy Nickalls (@sammynickalls) October 28, 2016
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Omg. I just realized. Of COURSE God is a woman. That's why the Bible is an entire book filled with men explaining what she said.
— JEN KIRKMAN (@JenKirkman) June 8, 2016
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When men have the flu vs when women are on their deathbeds pic.twitter.com/YrDbNY0XSt
— melyssa ford. (@jameelajoie) September 18, 2016
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When you shave for the first time in months. pic.twitter.com/FkhhFrqHw3
— Amanda M-W (@Manda_like_wine) January 8, 2016
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You can complain all you want about women taking selfies; we aren't the ones naming our children our own exact fucking names.
— Sophia Benoit (@1followernodad) May 25, 2016
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Periods are like a friend who comes bearing good news but then stays for a week, eats all your food, and borrows and ruins your clothes
— Mara Wilson (@MaraWilson) January 19, 2016
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When you've scrolled all the way down to his 187th week on instagram & know every woman you should keep tabs on pic.twitter.com/cHao80Xm4b
— GIANTS4EVER (@ScottieBeam) July 28, 2016
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Sitting in a room with my husband and kids… Suddenly I realise everyone here has been in my vagina. Wow
— Ruqayyah (@onenawtigeh) January 11, 2016
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When the lyrics are lowkey misogynistic but the beat bangs pic.twitter.com/vOF56dsUF4
— hentai (@HibachiTashi) March 21, 2016
16.
Man: I'll never date a feminist
— Jessica Valenti (@JessicaValenti) September 8, 2016
Feminists: True
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When your crush likes your selfie pic.twitter.com/4JzQ6TmuyG
— zannah (@notjustblondee) May 1, 2016
18.
I call my vagina "New Yorker cartoon" because it's dry and a handful of people have laughed at it
— Megan Amram (@meganamram) October 16, 2016
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My senior portraits pic.twitter.com/Pj7OVjMmre
— BARBIEGUTZ (@barbiegutzz) April 23, 2016
20.
'WAKE UP PRETTY'
— Anne Helen Petersen (@annehelen) September 1, 2016
v.
'EXPLORE YOUR FUTURE' pic.twitter.com/PgRjUWzCGN
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I have found a new fount of rage from which to draw strength: When dudes from high school message me to tell me to "keep up the good work"
— Gabriella Paiella (@GMPaiella) June 22, 2016
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Like a gender reveal but instead of eating pink or blue cake you smash a piggy bank to reveal $1 if it's a boy or 78 cents if it's a girl
— Meg Monk-Sproul (@MegMonk) March 18, 2016
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I just wanna know …. HOOOOWWW?!!!!!!!!!!!!?????! pic.twitter.com/8DrGcFsBBl
— Wobyn (@channneeell) April 3, 2016
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me everytime pic.twitter.com/q5oH4UwfOb
— Lolita (@LolitaDrugs) September 11, 2016
25.
We need to stop asking famous women which inspiring woman made her into a feminist and start asking her which act by a mediocre man did
— Alana Massey (@AlanaMassey) June 9, 2016
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You guys, I'm starting to suspect it might be systemic or something pic.twitter.com/GRniD6vPNY
— Aoife (@aoiph) May 6, 2016
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MY 10 YEAR OLD SISTER JUST SENT ME SCREENSHOTS OF HER DUMPING HER BOYFRIEND mess mate, mess X pic.twitter.com/e51B2zjfZt
— T (@tiasavva_) March 15, 2016
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Behind every strong woman is 5 other strong women who proofread her email real quick when they had a second
— Gabby Noone (@twelveoclocke) April 25, 2016
29.
The Boys Who Hurt Your Feelings And Their Awful Tattoos Too: An Illustrated Guide
— mistletoad (@beehivesy) March 13, 2013
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If you're a male pundit critiquing a woman's weight you should have to do it shirtless in front of an audience of women three rosés deep
— Erin Gloria Ryan (@morninggloria) September 29, 2016
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me when boys compliment me vs me when girls compliment me pic.twitter.com/UpQ392lsGP
— caitlin (@raichew) February 24, 2016
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Overheard a woman telling another woman "It's $150 and she supplies all the turtles" and whatever it is, I'm in.
— Jessie (@NicCageMatch) February 19, 2016
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i dont care to read or watch anything about a man's personal journey it's always just jerking off, the sea, his dad, his dad is the sea, etc
— jugs bunny (@alliewach) November 17, 2016
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parties r weird because u have to pretend u don't want to go home
— Ziwe (@ziwe) August 7, 2016
35.
I'm about to NUT
— artificialdeath.flac (@hyped_resonance) May 12, 2016
N- never abandon her
U- understand & support her
T – treat her with unwavering respect
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6 minutes after walking into Sephora pic.twitter.com/5ah3bOmDJs
— Karen Kilgariff (@KarenKilgariff) May 14, 2016
37.
"i really can't stay."
— Anne T. Donahue (@annetdonahue) November 29, 2016
"but baby, it's cold outside."
"what the fuck did i just say."
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Spent about 15 hours stitching this feminist art meme pic.twitter.com/evK0s3R6ke
— Hanecdote (@Hanecdote) October 1, 2016
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When he hits a sharp turn and your purse tips over in the backseat <<<<<< pic.twitter.com/QFBhLt6tUT
— Unfuckwittable (@MsReyda) April 26, 2016
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My friend texted me back "yeah" with a period at the end so I guess she agrees with me but also wants me to die
— Charlene deGuzman (@charstarlene) March 10, 2016
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Mona Lisa: (to self) Did this guy just tell me to fucking SMILE??
— Gloria Fallon (@GloriaFallon123) July 30, 2016
42.
*developing a crush on someone*
— dream ghoul (@TheDreamGhoul) March 31, 2016
MOVIES: I'm gonna tell him how I feel
ME: I'm gonna go live in a swamp and somehow I will also be on fire
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life hack: if you cry in your uber pool they don't pick anyone else up
— bean fan (@allstn) June 21, 2016
44.
*secret iPhone team meeting*
— Kashana (@kashanacauley) September 7, 2016
"When we kill the headphone jack, women will lose their earbuds constantly and be forced to talk to us."
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Shoutout to the little girl in soho whose mom was trying to put a coat on her bc it's freezing & she screamed "the cold doesn't scare me"
— #rachelsyme (@rachsyme) November 21, 2016
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a girl i know in her 20s with a 40 yr old boyfriend captioned a pic of him cooking with "my man can cook" UM HE IS 40 THAT IS NOT IMPRESSIVE
— sarah hagi (@geekylonglegs) August 2, 2016
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actually… pic.twitter.com/afB5DDxXjr
— Adam Ellis (@moby_dickhead) April 5, 2016
48.
Me: I know panty hose are a little dated but I love how they even out my skin tone
— It's Abbyule. Yep. (@abbycohenwl) February 26, 2016
Bank Teller: So is this not a robbery?
Me: No, It is
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me walking into a nail salon with my bestie to get mani pedis even though we didn't make a reservation. pic.twitter.com/cImxCADV4Y
— Morgan Murphy (@morgan_murphy) August 14, 2016
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MY EX GOT A NEW PHONE AND ASKED ME TO RE-SEND PICS. LORD GIVE ME THE CONFIDENCE OF A MAN. pic.twitter.com/dPRHI8DY0U
— Dana Schwartz (@DanaSchwartzzz) November 3, 2016
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