51.
Dudes make fun of girls for duck face yet all their selfies look like the last known footage of them
— Kendra W (@kendrawcandraw) April 13, 2016
52.
Wow yet another childhood ruined by Ghostbusters pic.twitter.com/Fa37SkI14p
— Lauren Duca (@laurenduca) July 11, 2016
53.
when they text first pic.twitter.com/5b0tJThiaq
— Angela Vitello (@angie__pants) September 21, 2016
54.
— (@so_vietbitch) January 11, 2016
55.
Fixed it pic.twitter.com/bd5FsgbRJJ
— Ari Scott (@ariscott) July 24, 2016
56.
The newest female one-upping is how many days you've gone since washing your hair
— Lyndsay Rush (@rushbomb) June 10, 2016
57.
Carry yourself w/the confidence of a girl holding a massive owl. pic.twitter.com/swR8EllYwO
— Rebecca Slatkin (@RebeccaSlatkin) September 12, 2016
58.
I wear short skirts to attract male attention but also to give my turds easy and direct access to the ground
— Tamara Yajia (@DancesWithTamis) August 22, 2016
59.
Ban men from writing pic.twitter.com/9fdeKaTWRu
— Eli Goldstone (@pauvrelapinou) May 9, 2016
60.
if you can't handle me at my worst, I really commend and respect you for setting healthy boundaries for yourself!
— steph stone (@stephsstone) October 1, 2016
61.
the hysterical scene i just made upon spotting a bug on my desk just set feminism back 30 years
— Jessica Roy (@JessicaKRoy) June 10, 2016
62.
I'm not vain enough to take a bunch of selfies, but I am vain enough to wish I had friends that took more pictures of me.
— Abby Rosenquist (@abbyrosenquist) May 28, 2016
63.
the "i love a girl who reads" trope is weak, girls have to read everyday, whether it's a smoky eye tutorial or a physics book. try again
— thom bjork (@operationgodiva) April 10, 2016
64.
I don't use social media or apps to date because I'm in my 30s and I prefer meeting men the old fashioned way: never.
— Julieanne Smolinski (@BoobsRadley) June 17, 2016
65.
My therapist thinks I should love myself but wouldn't that be settling?
— erin whitehead (@girlwithatail) November 20, 2016
66.
When you're literally an astronaut and The Situation tries to mansplain space to you. pic.twitter.com/1qmpNAXCGk
— OhNoSheTwitnt (@OhNoSheTwitnt) September 9, 2016
67.
Bitch you couldn't tell me nothing in fifth grade pic.twitter.com/NIdfkqOXNz
— PATRICIAPOPTHATPUSSY (@iRap4Food) June 14, 2016
68.
IF U BUMP INTO UR EX WITH HIS NEW GIRL ACT FAKE EXCITED TO MEET HER AND SINCERELY SAY "OMG I RLY LIKE UR PAJAMAS" NO MATTER WHAT SHE WEARING
— D.VA (@HotMessSWAG) May 30, 2016
69.
Just found my filtered Facebook messages requests. And a new boyfriend, what a day. pic.twitter.com/qp6GjDRxAw
— Flo Perry (@FloPerry) April 6, 2016
70.
This Guy Went Undercover To See What It’s *Really* Like Online For Women Because People Don’t Take Them At Their Word Anyway He’s A Hero
— Bec Shaw (@Brocklesnitch) March 17, 2016
71.
Hey guys, hot tip: the girl buying cat food and razors at 7pm on a Tuesday? Single.
— Shelby (@smelbz) November 23, 2016
72.
8yo: We've had 53 boy presidents and now we should have 53 girl presidents.
— Nicole Chung (@nicole_soojung) September 28, 2016
D: It's been 44.
8yo: There should be 53 girl presidents anyway
73.
My mother lands Sunday night, which means I have 48 hours to clean my apartment, lose 10 pounds, and write a New York Times bestseller.
— Chloe Angyal (@ChloeAngyal) September 30, 2016
74.
romantic comedies are FAKE and perpetuate the HARMFUL stereotype that you are just ALLOWED to talk during yoga
— monica heisey (@monicaheisey) June 27, 2016
75.
when u open snapchat or instagram and your beautiful best friends have posted selfies pic.twitter.com/o5rdLIsDZu
— farwz (@farwzz) November 29, 2016
76.
I like to sit on my hand until it goes numb so it feels like someone else is liking my Instagram photos
— Eliza Bayne (@ElizaBayne) July 12, 2016
77.
my beauty secret is i go to sleep crying and then i wake up crying
— Gabby Bess (@seemstween) November 30, 2016
78.
A child in the coffee shop cried and cried until she was given a cake pop, and as I walked past, I whispered, "Your technique is flawless."
— Elizabeth Hackett (@LizHackett) December 3, 2016
79.
As a transgender woman, I can empathize with online trolls because I, too, have an extremely tiny dick.
— Avery Edison (@aedison) July 20, 2016
80.
pro tip: if he hasn't responded to ur text, send him the knife emoji 3000 times in a row just to let him know you are fun/flirty/a murderer
— Ali Segel (@OnlineAlison) April 13, 2016
81.
A woman cut in front of me at the store with a box of tampons, ice cream, and wine in her cart. I wasn’t about to mess with that situation.
— Abby Heugel (@AbbyHasIssues) November 1, 2016
82.
When you're about to tell them that last night was fun but you don't want a relationship right now pic.twitter.com/FLpb9cQrow
— AmberTozer (@AmberTozer) January 28, 2016
83.
I just heard some white dude say to some other white dude, "Why does it hurt your feelings when I say that you're privileged?"
— Sara Benincasa (@SaraJBenincasa) November 30, 2016
IT BEGINS.
84.
when you already came but he keep eatin pic.twitter.com/R9YvUeWhvW
— Tracy Clayton (@brokeymcpoverty) December 3, 2016
85.
Baby giraffes can walk within minutes of birth but sure, show me more photos of your infant doing nothing, Carol.
— shauna (@goldengateblond) April 13, 2016
86.
[1789, woman opens beautifully wrapped hand delivered message] Oh my…yet another gentleman caller has sent me his penis portrait…
— the war on bethmas (@bourgeoisalien) February 22, 2016
87.
A guy named Chad on Tinder identifying as "nonmonogs" pic.twitter.com/cBUNmgSd9f
— Jenavieve Hatch (@jenavievehatch) November 27, 2016
88.
The Scream by Edvard Munch, 1893 pic.twitter.com/4VTOEqtHbR
— kt (@celestialgrimes) December 2, 2016
89.
"Is he hot or just tall?"-me, mere seconds before making a Mistake
— jugs bunny (@alliewach) October 6, 2016
90.
hello we are experts making decisions about vaginas and black people pic.twitter.com/3YRRncEnJD
— Veronica (@MyPolishFace) December 1, 2016
91.
Date: It's been hard opening up since my father passed aw-
— moody monday (@mdob11) November 28, 2016
Me: *sees a dog* sorry I have to go
92.
I used to wear tailored suits. Now I have “good” leggings, “grocery store” leggings and “so it's come to this” leggings.
— Annie Hatfield (@HatfieldAnne) March 1, 2016
93.
somebody said Taylor Swift is a Slytherin masquerading as a Hufflepuff and I fell out
— Zeba Blay (@zblay) July 19, 2016
94.
Dear Sir-Mix-a-Lot, I get it now. pic.twitter.com/aGOMnbDvSU
— Diana McCallum (@WordsOfDiana) July 29, 2016
95.
"Sorry, I only like you as a dad." pic.twitter.com/xKFqLYbBZr
— Chelsea Lockwood (@Chelsea_Elle) October 10, 2016
96.
Sex with me is like a rollercoaster: you scream, your hair gets messed up, there are dizzying highs and lows, someone peed in the rear
— Witchy Woman (@dreamthievin) February 16, 2016
97.
Hillary Clinton after a debilitating loss: makes speeches, takes long walks
— Julia Pugachevsky (@jaypugz) November 22, 2016
Me after spilling sauce on my pants: well I had a good run
98.
I like old guys because they grew up without the internet and don't expect as much weird shit in bed
— kristen drum (@kristendrum) June 22, 2016
99.
Texts from my 12-year-old from the sleepover she's at are the best: pic.twitter.com/rAiIuhslIr
— Stephanie McMaster (@Smethanie) December 4, 2016
100.
i like my men like i like my coffee: just kidding i don't like men
— ¯\(◉‿◉)/¯ (@zoejokes) February 17, 2016
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