1.
High school teachers: I'm MRS. HARDASS and you will take me SERIOUSLY
— Momma Becca (@HBecca2017) September 5, 2017
College profs: what up I'm Josh and class is cancelled cuz I'm tired
2.
Girls spend $70 on an outfit and curl hair and put on makeup just to hook up with a frat boy in a Hawaiian shirt who peed his bed last night
— Anna (@letsgetfunke) September 3, 2017
3.
IT: I got free access codes down here
— miss keisha (@shanks_yew) September 7, 2017
College students: pic.twitter.com/bcbBG8Zxnt
4.
Me setting my alarm for every 5 minutes in the morning pic.twitter.com/TjCBc9hPcY
— a pumpkin spicy boi (@syrianbryn) September 11, 2017
5.
High School: "oh it's 9 PM, I gotta get to bed soon."
— Connor Hannigan (@connor_hannigan) September 5, 2017
College: "oh look it's 1 AM, I should eat dinner soon"
6.
These GPA looking gas prices gotta go .gas 3.89 summa cum laude gas . I need thats academic probation gas prices to come back
— Kung Fu Cudi (@WOOBCUDI) September 5, 2017
7.
“I’m going to study at 5.”
— SOPHOMORES (@The2020Fam) February 7, 2017
“I’m going to study at 6.”
“I’m going to study at 7.”
“I’m going to study at 8.”
“I’m going to study at 9.” pic.twitter.com/PvDQOIXKPu
8.
lol remember in high school when we all thought we were fat but now we're in college and we're actually fat hahahahaha good times
— Morgan Baker (@yagirlmorgg) September 10, 2017
9.
'everyone at university is in the same boat, don't worry' pic.twitter.com/M7CMaJ4k6R
— Student Problems (@StudentProblems) November 11, 2016
10.
STOP ENCOURAGING EVERYONE TO GO TO COLLEGE THERE IS NOT ENOUGH PARKING
— Austin Sawyer (@austy23) August 29, 2017
11.
@kbeaujones
12.
*rolls into class*
— Reed (@ReedMontgomery) December 4, 2014
Sorry I'm late my alarm didn't go off because I didn't set it because I don't like coming here
13.
The 4 stages of a morning lecture pic.twitter.com/TvKfXj9Ta1
— Tyree Steedley (@TyreeSteedleyTh) October 23, 2016
14.
@RyanGaydos
15.
financial aid:
— ahuesta galaz (@gabriellagalaz) September 12, 2017
Wait…Did you really think we were gonna pay for your college tuition? Well you're wrong. Never judge a book by its cover
16.
me overthinking how I said "here" during attendance pic.twitter.com/YEx9saFzqz
— sof (@sofritolocito) September 7, 2017
17.
I love college because people can cry or sleep anywhere they want and everyone just kind of understands
— The PMS Package (@ThePMSPackage) September 12, 2017
18.
Do frat boys wait for a drink to spill on them before taking a pic or is it a coincidence that their shirts are always stained in their IG's
— Tanya (@tanyeo_) February 22, 2017
19.
In high school *never calls mom*
— Sarah Kathryn (@_Skat_91098) August 31, 2017
In college "Hey mom I just ate a sandwich just wanted you to know. Wyd? Miss you. How's the dogs?"
20.
roommate: " try to not make any noise when you come home late"
— Dirty Kids Jokes (@KidDirtyJokes) September 3, 2017
*Me at 3am looking for a bottle of water* pic.twitter.com/QVWlr3FVB4
21.
Life in college pic.twitter.com/LURW0zd2aF
— College Problems (@CoIIegeStruggIe) September 12, 2017