1.
if my dick small, that's our business. don't bring it up while we play monopoly with my mom, its not my fault you can't manage your money
— Big Spooky Vert (@BlvckGrip) September 9, 2017
2.
me: *double texts a boy who left me on read*
— indie (@INDIEWASHERE) September 21, 2017
government agent who reads all my texts: oh i see she's back on her bullshit again *sigh*
3.
“Why you ain’t text me back”
— lauren for hoco (@unbotheredbliss) October 2, 2017
First of all experiment 623 you’re not my man, relax.
4.
" Without Uber, these girl's are going to want to stay over. "
— Monique Monrowe (@Monrowe) September 22, 2017
First of all, you own a single bed and that's your mother's house.
5.
Me planning our future after someone looks at me for a whole second pic.twitter.com/7XVDjutJTR
— أسود (@NasMaraj) August 29, 2017
6.
He doesn't text back.
— Tolly (@tolly_t) September 24, 2017
He breaks promises.
He doesn't instigate conversation or check on you.
He only messages when he needs something.
Me: pic.twitter.com/8ZvLKWcmta
7.
when you text them goodnight cause they taking too long to reply and they reply night in 0.03 seconds pic.twitter.com/qBto7yub8t
— Gemma Collins (@GemmaReacts) September 23, 2017
8.
So this morning I was hanging out with my boyfriend and he turned to me and said "who do you think will get married first, me or you?" pic.twitter.com/wvZR1GxgWO
— blarn (@fzed_) October 3, 2017
10.
there's a really average looking emotionally unavailable guy down here that will probably ghost you in two months pic.twitter.com/9B00sW1FfJ
— scoobert doobert (@jackienads) September 10, 2017
11.
Someone finna die tonight pic.twitter.com/pW66SHlk75
— Sef (@CadaanSef) September 23, 2017
Someone finna die tonight pic.twitter.com/pW66SHlk75
— Sef (@CadaanSef) September 23, 2017
12.
@cakefacedcutie
13.
when she says she only dates good boys pic.twitter.com/c0dR0VqHic
— nick evans (@nickevans06) September 26, 2017
14.
Wanted to share my amazing weight loss transformation with you all. It’s been over a year since I lost 230 lbs and I’ve never felt betterpic.twitter.com/fuw5PQWdcC
— Nai (@_NaiTai) October 3, 2017
15.
You know his girl texted him "have a nice life liar" pic.twitter.com/9SL35fgRBM
— (@lordflaconegro) September 4, 2017
16.
trying to give my ex another chance: pic.twitter.com/me05zseS4R
— christian bolling (@cib110) September 15, 2017
17.
wow huge congrats to toilet! pic.twitter.com/DS4iiRfOT2
— spooky gharieth (@virtualcry) September 27, 2017
18.
10 minutes into meeting an emotionally unavailable guy pic.twitter.com/cNWSiSPhkD
— Ziwe (@ziwe) August 28, 2017
19.
Me waiting on my DM after I liked two of his pictures pic.twitter.com/v34xduuEUg
— KING KAYA(@_iamkaya) September 4, 2017
20.
i've been waitin' to post this lol pic.twitter.com/k4J72BWUcd
— i make u laugh bitch (@urmomfav) October 1, 2017
21.
@finah
22.
When u finally meet ur soulmate and the world just out here ending and shit pic.twitter.com/PDD6dUEutz
— The Don (@JackedYoTweets) September 21, 2017