1. Why is it called a ‘dad-bod’ and not a ‘father-figure’? @SkinnerSteven

2. what idiot named it jurassic world instead of parks and rex @inthefade

3. What idiot called him Steve Jobs instead of Mac Daddy @StevieKnip

4. Why is childbirth called “delivery” and not “take out?” @hunz74

5. What idiot named it balding & not vanishing into thin hair @WienerToboggan

6. What idiot called it the road to Bethlehem instead of the highway to the manger zone? @ABurgerADay

7. Why is it called “reading a book” and not paper view? @daemonic3

8. What idiot called it a contraction and not a birthquake? @Fun_Beard

9. Why is it called ‘Your Bowels’ and not ‘Your Instinks’ @T_Bonezzz_

10. What idiot called it removing a curse and not a hexagon? @KatWar1

11. What idiot called it a rhyme book & not rapping paper @Fred_Delicious

12. Why is it called “Alien vs Predator”? Isn’t predator an alien too? They should’ve just called it “Some Aliens” @kodeeezzzy

13. Why is an angry drunk not called mean-spirited? @topaz_kell

14.
[interview]
Any questions?
“Why isn’t Bigfoot called Bigfeet?”
No about working here
“Oh! If he worked here would you call him Bigfeet?”
@daemonic3

15. What idiot named her Miley Cyrus’ grandma and not Nana Montana. @the_paramedicK

16. What idiot called it Oktoberfest instead of Octo-Bar? @little_hansel

17. Why isn’t a menu board at a coffee house called JavaScript? @knot_eye

18. I always thought ‘walking the red carpet’ was a euphemism for having your period. @gordonshumway

19. What idiot called it a rattlesnake’s warning rattle and not a cautionary tail? @punmagnate

20. Why is it called cat nip and not meowjuana? @concretesledge_