#1 Hi, please don’t do this:

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#2 This is an assault on my eyeballs.

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#3 Help.

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#4 NO.

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#5 “Flavor spots.” I can’t.

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#6 Nice mani, tho.

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#7 Why not? Nothing makes sense anymore.

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#8 Someone arrest them.

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#9 Medically accurate. Still doesn’t need to be spoken out loud.

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#10 Nope.

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#11 Won’t be able to unsee this anytime soon.

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#12 Mmmm, burger peel.

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#13 *Gives smiling, enthusiastic thumbs-up, then promptly pukes*

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#14 OK, this isn’t the fault of the tweeter, but let’s just keep these out of the light of day at all costs.

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#15 CRIME.

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#16 Too late, already ruined!

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#17 Yep, hamdogs. I’m out.

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