1.
me too bitch, you aint special pic.twitter.com/7Xu9xKfqM3
— Demetrius Harmon (@meechonmars) July 20, 2017
2.
feeling depressed? life got you down? it's not you, it's the curse of the old man you ignored on your way through the woods
— the library haunter (@SketchesbyBoze) January 25, 2017
3.
Me flirting pic.twitter.com/M1DZebx3Q3
—ThatPazuzu(@ThatPazuzu) July 13, 2017
4.
fuckin life in nursery rhymes was so much simpler. you just wore something or lived in something and that could be your entire deal
— josh (@ruinedpicnic) January 19, 2017
5.
If I had a dollar for everytime I had an existential crisis it wouldnt matter because currency is a social construct and life is meaningless
— big emo loser (@bigemoloser) June 2, 2015
6.
"How's life?"
— 乇乂ㄒ尺卂 ㄒ卄丨匚匚 (@danielguymyers) April 27, 2017
Me: pic.twitter.com/xsbIqg2fMl
7.
i love when ppl are like "ur tattoo is gonna look so stupid when ur 60" like whom amongst us is planning on living until 60. not me bro
— lil hi sweetie (@sexualjumanji) July 15, 2017
8.
When you're so poor in real life that even shadow rendering is set to low pic.twitter.com/fVFwrvtTel
— EpicLPer (@EpicLPer) May 24, 2017
9.
Korean streetwear speaks to me on an emotional level pic.twitter.com/0wzRVWNPBs
— Curtis (@stxry_so_far) June 21, 2017
10.
Son: Is it true that if you die in your dreams you die in real life?
— keith (@tchrquotes) January 4, 2017
Me: Yes. And also if you don't die in your dreams.
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Sometimes when I don't know what to do I'll get this out my pocket & pretend it knows the answer. pic.twitter.com/8MIpxHw0hC
— joe heenan (@joeheenan) July 17, 2017
12.
life is just one defeat after another pic.twitter.com/EX9suqAXgw
— Chris Somerville (@chrisomerville) March 24, 2017
13.
Looking back, it's hard to tell whether Weezer got shittier or my life got better.
— Donovan Woods (@DonovanWoods) July 12, 2017
14.
I don't understand how people can take long showers. I can only handle six minutes of being naked with my life choices.
— Nina Bargiel (@slackmistress) October 24, 2016
15.
We are all one This American Life episode away from fully understanding the human experience & what squarespace is
— Aparna Nancherla (@aparnapkin) July 5, 2017
16.
My life: pic.twitter.com/ygQ0QdOe1X
— Mostly AFK Bice (@Pro_Jones_) March 12, 2016
17.
me trying find out who's ruining my life pic.twitter.com/3K6UuJWF0U
— levi (@leviwrfel) March 11, 2017
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@iamwilliewill