#1
I fu*king love toast, what absolute genius took a bite of bread and was like “cook it again”, unreal
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#2
At the gym i said subscription instead of membership and the girl replied with ‘lol this isnt a pharmacy’. bit*h thats a prescription were both stupid
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So I’m @ the bank waiting in line & the guy in front of me is spitting game to the teller, she’s laughing & he’s attractive so I can tell she’s digging it, he asks her if he can take her out and she says “with what? The whole $11.96 you got in your account?” SON, my chest
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#15
One of my favorite games to play is “is my headache from dehydration, caffeine withdrawal, lack of proper nutrition, my ponytail, stress, lack of sleep, not wearing my glasses or brain tumor?”
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#19

I'm still shook pic.twitter.com/TPYLRNHDP0

— ashleen (@ashleenn_) August 20, 2017

#20

Bill Nye just walked into our elevator while I was snap chatting.. pic.twitter.com/LwCOITAEft

—(@Savmasta) September 22, 2017

#21

I m yall lol can STOP laughing at all!!! pic.twitter.com/ItarwS6ITu

— . (@crainey3) June 21, 2017

#22

when she says she only dates good boys pic.twitter.com/c0dR0VqHic

— nick evans (@nickevans06) September 26, 2017

#23

I followed my dad around with a confetti cannon for a couple weeks…pic.twitter.com/y6AS1ARBVA

— Kylie Moy (@kyliemoy) February 22, 2018

#24

Spongebob and the jellyfish when they threw that house party pic.twitter.com/DvURUIdD1v

— David (@enTralada) January 1, 2019

#25

So dramatic! Dude from the weather channel bracing for his life, as 2 dudes just stroll past. #HurricaneFlorence pic.twitter.com/8FRyM4NLbL

— Tony scar. (@gourdnibler) September 14, 2018

#26

who the fu*K CHANGED THE SOUND LMAOOOO pic.twitter.com/liyHdtzoci

— lucy,, (@curledbitch) October 15, 2018

#27

My sister brought the Grinch an onion yesterday and I about diedpic.twitter.com/BJn7mypxOz

— Spokesmayne (@Spokesmayne) December 1, 2018

#28

"your order has been shipped"

me: pic.twitter.com/Qvhi4awUvR

(@lildzaddy) January 3, 2018

#29

I’m 100% convinced my grandma was the reason Mexico won pic.twitter.com/9jBRF5wFPE

— paola (@paola__janet) June 17, 2018

#30

Dinner date didn’t go as planned pic.twitter.com/BwBIOBzY7Z

— conner (@connerhallmark) November 28, 2018

#31

I edited this with And I oop and I don’t know why but I’m laughing so hardpic.twitter.com/BK1QvER2Yx

(@shakeelovelace) May 19, 2019

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