The good people of the Twittersphere clapped back in the most hilarious way possible – by coming up with new slogans for them.
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"Drag And Drop" #NewUnitedAirlinesMottos @united pic.twitter.com/pYmmR9Ki4e
— Jacob Henry (@JakeMikeHenry) April 11, 2017
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We have First Class, Business Class, and No Class #NewUnitedAirlinesMottos
— W.T. Martyn (@WTMartyn2) April 11, 2017
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Board as a doctor,
— Jenn (@fanqin0619) April 11, 2017
Leave as a patient. #NewUnitedAirlinesMottos
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#newunitedairlinesmottos: "We put the hospital in hospitality."
— Christopher Kalish (@cjksrq) April 11, 2017
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Our prices can't be beaten! But our passengers can. #NewUnitedAirlinesMottos
— Matthew Murphy (@mmurphy0907) April 11, 2017
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"Not enough seating, prepare for a beating." #NewUnitedAirlinesMottos
— Andreas H. (@crizzler) April 11, 2017
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#NewUnitedAirlinesMottos We have an offer you can't refuse. No really.
— OldCrow (@BirdieWings80) April 11, 2017
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#NewUnitedAirlinesMottos
— George Madeh (@xXGurgleXx) April 11, 2017
We treat you like we treat your luggage.
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#NewUnitedAirlinesMottos We beat the customer. Not the competition.
— Jennifer L Wick (@jlcamp87) April 11, 2017
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And you thought leg room was an issue. #NewUnitedAirlinesMottos
— Jolene Nechiporenko (@JNechiporenko) April 11, 2017
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Next time my kids refuse to get out of bed, I'm calling United Airlines #NewUnitedAirlinesMottos
— AGupta (@guppygupta) April 11, 2017
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Where volunteering is mandatory #NewUnitedAirlinesMottos
— Hollyn Heron (@HollynHeron) April 11, 2017
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I wish – w/everything – this to be real. @SouthwestAir, please tell me this is real? It could just be one of the #NewUnitedAirlinesMottos pic.twitter.com/y24Qi10hfm
— Cynthia Johnson (@CynthiaLIVE) April 11, 2017
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Fight or Flight, We Decide – #NewUnitedAirlinesMottos pic.twitter.com/ltixAZUl7F
— Stathi (@Stathi00) April 11, 2017
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I Made It On The Plane #NewUnitedAirlinesMottos pic.twitter.com/jyR5A7W8A5
— #Rocky (@thompsenjesper) April 11, 2017
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We Treat You Like a King. Rodney King. #NewUnitedAirlinesMottos
— Josie Pullen (@JPullen_11) April 11, 2017
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Now Offering One Free Carry Off #NewUnitedAirlinesMottos
— Robert Quinn (@trumanquinn) April 11, 2017
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You may have patients, but we don't have patience #NewUnitedAirlinesMottos
— Isa (@isabella_rothe) April 11, 2017
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#NewUnitedAirlinesMottos – beating random customers since 2017
— Matthew McGrew (@MatthewDMcGrew) April 11, 2017
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#NewUnitedAirlinesMottos
— Ben (@drownablefish) April 11, 2017
if our staff need a seat, we'll drag you out by your feet
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This is your captain Ladies and Gentlemen, let's get ready tooooooooooo rummmmmmmmmmmmble! #NewUnitedAirlinesMottos
— Jamie T. Wood (@Jamiethomaswood) April 11, 2017
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May the odds be ever in your favor #NewUnitedAirlinesMottos
— Flyin' Chemist (@flyin_chemist) April 11, 2017
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Proudly offering Admirals Club, Captain's Club and Fight Club. #NewUnitedAirlinesMottos
— Jason Edge-Lord (@JasonEdgeLord) April 11, 2017
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#NewUnitedAirlinesMottos
— Pharmer Rollwind (@RollwindPharmer) April 11, 2017
A bloody good airline.
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#NewUnitedAirlinesMottos
— Dave Sawatsky (@DaveSawatsky) April 11, 2017
United: Don't make us ask twice.
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United Airlines new tag-line. #newunitedairlinesmottos #ua #UnitedAirlines pic.twitter.com/jDSWB2bd54
— Neelu (@NeelKasurde) April 11, 2017
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#NewUnitedAirlinesMottos the seatbelt sign has been turned off and it is now safe to be dragged around the cabin
— Viddles (@Dviddles) April 11, 2017
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You should see what we do to your luggage #NewUnitedAirlinesMottos
— Steve Redmond (@sjredmond) April 11, 2017
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#NewUnitedAirlinesMottos First rule of flying United. DON'T fly United.
— justin Passmore (@passmoj) April 11, 2017
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#NewUnitedAirlinesMottos Please return the passenger next to you to the upright position.
— Hysterical Raisins (@HRaisins) April 11, 2017