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A FITNESS APP JUST GAVE UP ON ME OMG HAHAHAHAHAHAHA pic.twitter.com/nQueTFB789
— The J (@HappyFishz) March 14, 2017
2.
Sometimes you just gotta be there for yourself.. pic.twitter.com/S73WIj3llj
— Saj (@SajTheOne) April 9, 2017
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This is a metaphor for my attempts to cut back on Twitter by logging out and deleting the apps pic.twitter.com/agsA6rJDXg
— Michel (@michelmcbride) April 19, 2017
4.
KID: *falls out of tree* I'm fine
— batkaren (@batkaren) December 17, 2015
ADULT: *sleeps on neck a little strangely* I have to turn my whole body to look at you for the next week
5.
I'm dropping out of college pic.twitter.com/jwoJ9r1ldx
— Collin (@collinharn) April 17, 2017
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"so tell me a little bit about yourself" pic.twitter.com/Fnx93NOT12
— Ꭺ. (@grimeprincess) May 26, 2016
7.
adulthood is emailing "sorry for the delayed response!" back and forth until one of you dies
— Marissa Miller (@Marissa__Miller) February 26, 2016
8.
i tweeted i wanted chocolate covered strawberries 6 hours ago and look what showed up at my door pic.twitter.com/4XIPhNmNNF
— Maria (@cakefacedcutie) April 14, 2017
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"Don't be happy, worry," is my personal motto honestly pic.twitter.com/C3eq4WdIeD
— Katy Wellhousen (@KatyWellhousen) April 10, 2017
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When you skip school for a mental health day but you're already failing all your classes because of your mental health pic.twitter.com/KryYzzk5fW
— m (@mmxxyyy) March 29, 2017
11.
Person: Would you like to eat 6 string cheeses in a row?
— Shantira Jackson (@tira_son) April 19, 2017
Me: Naw.
Person: We deep fried em and there will be tomato sauce.
Me: Oh, ok, yes.
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Finally, after months of working hard and saving up, I am able to afford this t-shirt from the University of Maryland pic.twitter.com/KMCyc3whVV
— Tim Chen (@xKites) June 22, 2014
13.
me, an intellectual pic.twitter.com/VdE8hzkqFX
— vanessa (@vmartzi) April 14, 2017
14.
im VERY laid back. i only care about 2 things:
— a lost fish (@grumbist) September 14, 2015
every person on earth & their opinion of me
the crushing psychological weight of being alive
15.
you vs the guy she tells you not to worry about pic.twitter.com/QGFRROjN9L
— Chris Weed (Pianist) (@benfoldsone) October 14, 2016
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Actual photo of me connecting specific childhood memories as the source of personal toxic behaviors/mindsets as an adult pic.twitter.com/L4YBVb3M4X
— kaiti!!! (@kaitilopez) March 27, 2017
17.
Are people actually afraid to double text???? I will send 16 messages in a row and feel no shame whatsoever idk
— Hannah (@hannahmcaswell) December 24, 2014
18.
me thinking about how I've never seen a baby pigeon pic.twitter.com/MXeITh8zlK
— michael (@fieriwap) April 5, 2017
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When You Type "Google" Into Google Chrome Search Bar pic.twitter.com/QHCt8svAfo
— Jimmy Butler (@Eazyy23) April 8, 2017
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When you get tagged in a shocker of a photo and your pal has your back pic.twitter.com/Z3lm6oBmBV
— joss (@joslyn_lundie) April 21, 2016
21.
me in 5th grade: if i can go on the computer today thatd be neat
— jack (@jackhaveitall) March 13, 2017
me now: if im not scrolling twitter while i brush my teeth im going to die
22.
over 7 billion people in this world and you think I'm gonna chase someone who doesn't even want me? hahaha
— Chance Harbour (@ChanceHarbour) March 18, 2017
that's exactly what I'm gonna do
23.
me opening up to someone. pic.twitter.com/NeUn5qbtmh
— Riswan (@greppeldel) March 1, 2017