What's better than sex?
— Benny (@Beno_ldn) March 3, 2017
Recently, one of Twitter user Beno_Idn’s tweets has been popping off with people quote tweeting with the things they think are better than sex.
1.
When you hit that spot in your ear with a q-tip. https://t.co/uaOFo7zNFp
— That Boy Mac (@CraigMac704) June 26, 2017
2.
when you type a random description of a meme into google and it comes up immediately https://t.co/m5vzwRKLJH
— tity boi (@blazedd0nut) June 25, 2017
3.
When the ATM machine starts doing "krrrrrrrrrr" https://t.co/8WsiGcB9j5
— Ike Stories™ (@ikestories) June 25, 2017
4.
Yall must not have had garlic bread before https://t.co/Dn6iirqnWt
— Kung Fu Henny (@KygloRen) June 26, 2017
5.
When you get that sliver of meat out of your teeth that's been stuck for a while https://t.co/zP0zyMRJMx
— Ryan (@Ryancamp16_) June 26, 2017
6.
Cups that are heavy enough to just set under the water spout on a fridge and have it fill up without holding it down the whole time https://t.co/Y35q9FZwAi
— Freezy T (@Gik_and_a_half) June 26, 2017
7.
Direct deposit https://t.co/95lcPkwomH
— W e $ t (@CjayyTaughtHer) June 19, 2017
8.
When you in the shower and pull a long strand of hair out of your buttcrackhttps://t.co/f9sroeBSgO
— Ariel(@lividbxtch) June 27, 2017
9.
When you peel off the cover to a fresh milk gallon https://t.co/pGH0Yxoj0J
— Rafed (@arabian_thunder) June 26, 2017
10.
When your barber first put the clippers on ya neck and the vibrations go down your entire spine https://t.co/RkfPxLkuWM
— Owen Gray (@otgray310) June 26, 2017
11.
Getting home from school/work and being able to shit in the comfort of your own bathroom https://t.co/NNyIPYrnbo
— the gothfather (@rednaskela16) June 26, 2017
12.
when the game thanks you for playing when you finish it https://t.co/5i5YqMtJIK
— zetsubouquet@AX2017 (@mo0ty) June 21, 2017
13.
You ever had a churro my dude? https://t.co/o4F0aXamtc
— Young Nasty Man (@TooDirtyDrew) June 19, 2017
14.
Finding random ass money in your pockets when you're broke af. https://t.co/nRxecOqlok
— Odeth Partida (@OdethPartida) June 26, 2017
15.
a college degree
— W e $ t (@CjayyTaughtHer) June 22, 2017
a refund check
class is cancelled
the exam has been curved
[its more in life than just sex] https://t.co/95lcPkwomH
16.
hey ya by outkast https://t.co/PVQAP7EuQv
— nark nark but gay (@lunmione) June 19, 2017
17.
protecting the ozone layerhttps://t.co/N3D4JnV0fq
— BILL NYE THO (@Bill_Nye_Tho) June 22, 2017
18.
Air conditioning in Arizona https://t.co/DolbEWSF6F
— Andres (@Cisneros10_) June 25, 2017